whydgn:

if a girl invites you over for muffins it’s really a win win cause best case scenario you’re getting sex and worst case scenario you’re getting some delicious muffins u feel me

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

gay-bacon-strips:

I hate when my friends think they’re worthless and don’t deserve to be happy or anything because they do. They are all beautiful and amazing and kind and caring and just brilliant people in general but they can’t see it and they think they don’t deserve any help when they hit a low point because they can’t see just how wonderful there are and they all mean so much to me and it just makes me want to cry because they can’t see that in themselves…..