May 2013
internetmessiah:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
I’m sorry, darlin’~
kanyewesticle:
my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your...
laugh-addict:
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
galaxys4:
getoffmybloghoe:
11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight
why is this in an 11 year old voice I think this every day damn
Reblog if you want a really inappropriate...
zachariebutts:
gamsee:
why is like 99% of white dudes named zach
before tumblr: 55% unsocial
after tumblr: 210% unsocial
meladoodle:
i accidentally bought the luigi board instead of the ouija board and now all it spells out is ‘it’s a me, green mario’
internetmessiah:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
